I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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