im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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