I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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