K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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