i was born a porn star she said
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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