How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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