Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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