He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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