The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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