For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got inside last night via doggy door
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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