I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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