She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
