How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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