Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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