I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I need to calm my uterus...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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