I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
4 words: hood of his car
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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