You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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