Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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