no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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