I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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