if i can run in heels then i can drive
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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