Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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