I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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