she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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