I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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