It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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