Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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