What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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