she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish you could order shots online.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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