please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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