at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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