Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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