Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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