My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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