Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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