Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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