i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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