I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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