Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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