chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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