he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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