I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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