What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize