So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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