Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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