Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
