the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
