Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
did i just pee glitter
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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