The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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