it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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