This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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