Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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