I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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